Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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