Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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