That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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