you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
It's like God shit irony all over that family
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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