Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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