idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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