I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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