we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
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