Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I'm passing your future prison.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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