they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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