Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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