I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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