I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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