I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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