I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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