He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
The adults are the big ones right?
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