That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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