He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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