You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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