I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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