I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
Randomize
