I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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