I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
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