Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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