Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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