margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Alive.
So much puke
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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