love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
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