i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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