there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
