It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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