so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
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