ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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