But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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