i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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