when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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