I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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