The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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