your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
did i just pee glitter
I'm too high and old for this...
Lynn just told me "I heard about your divorce. Condoms or morning pill your choice and I'm buying". Sorry but I got plans now bro.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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