You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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