We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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