we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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