hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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