Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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