good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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