new low.... made out with someone while peeing
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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