Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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