The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
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