I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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