god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
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