I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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